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silentmagi:

butchpoet:

I’m like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden’s hand and said “my lady, I fight for you” and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

#funny#if the lady’s a keeper she would make a funny comment to dissipate the tension#‘my good knight though I admire your skills you have no need to fight the whole earth for my sake’

This would be amazing.

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thylovelylionheart:

Talking openly about your beliefs is not shoving your religion down other people’s throats. Believe it or not, that’s literally what religious freedom is, and if you antagonize and attack people for simply talking about what they believe to be true, you are the problem, not them.

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leafblook:

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libertbill:

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saint-augustines-pears:

The sacrament of confession is 😎pretty cool😎 and you should 😎go receive it😎

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that-catholic-shinobi:

ofpd:

“cain instinct” this “cain instinct” that. what about the reuben instinct where you hate your youngest sibling’s guts but will still go out of your way to minimize the harm that comes to them. what about the judah instinct where you instinctively ask to be punished in place of your youngest sibling. what about the jacob instinct where your sibling is very hungry so u pettily make them promise you unreasonable things so that you’ll give them food. what about the miriam instinct where you secretly watch over your baby sibling to make sure no harm comes to them.

The Martha Instinct where you get put in your place for bitching out your sister

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indicadyke:

pick one. this is your blind date

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5

6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20

21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25

26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30

(assume that whoever you get is single)

Hey Marge Simpson! I think we would have a lovely time.

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celestial-lions-den:

I think one of the most devastating attacks on people’s faiths is when they witness people doing evil things in the name of God, and it’s something I think we Christians need to be more willing to talk about.

While it is true that some people lie about having religious trauma and whatnot for internet brownie points, not everyone who claims to suffer from it is lying. If we believe that humanity is sinful and in need of penance, why would we believe ourselves to be any different? If anything, these sorts of claims need to be taken more seriously not only because they are all too plausible considering what our faith says about human nature (including ours) but also because as Christians we are held to higher standards than non-believers.

Unlike those who do not believe, we Christians are called to act as witnesses to the Gospel and to God’s plan for mankind. If we give bad testimony through wicked actions, who can blame the non-believers for not being convinced? You don’t need a degree in theology or years of studying the bible to spot a liar or a hypocrite.

Obviously, we should not and cannot atone for other people’s sins. And yes. Sometimes the accusations and demands non-believers make of us are lies, or are unreasonable. But we also need to be vigilant not only in our own behavior, but also in what our brothers and sisters do in the name of the faith. Not all who say Lord Lord are good servants.

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gremlin-pattie:

hempkitty:

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

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